Kagami Yoshimizu Theater
Okay, let's do this!
Let's go!
- Grr!
- Quit screwing around and start!
Aimai san senchi sorya punitte koto kai? Choh!
The ambiguous 3cm? Does that mean it's plushy? Wait!
Rappingu ga seifuku dafuritte koto nai bun
The wrapping is a uniform, argh, it's not an act, pooh
Ganbacchau yacchacchau
Gotta do your best, gotta just do it
Sontokkya chanto release yo
That's time to catch 'n' release, eek
Ase (whoop) ase (whoop)
Between sweat (whoop) sweat (whoop)
No tanima ni darlin' darlin' freeze!
Darlin', darlin', freeze!
Nan kataru nan taberu
Kinda lethargic, something's kinda comin' out
Aishiteiru are ikko ga chigatte run run
I love you... Oh wait, one of those was different
Nayamibou koutetsubou
Worrywarts, high metal bars
Oishinbou iikagen ni shinasai!
Tasty thoughts... And that's enough!
Tondetta aitsu no hoteru karadatte
The heated body of that flying you-know-who
Iwayuru futsuu na onna no ko
It's what you call a normal girlie
Odoroita atashi dake?
Am I the only one surprised?
Tonkotsu harigane okawari
Seconds on pork-bone broth ramen with wire-hard noodles
Da da da da da
Bonbon ouendan
Pom-poms cheer squad
Let's get cherry pie
Ranran kangeikai
Happy fun welcoming party
Look up! Sensation
Hai! Sonzaikan tenten shouwakusei
Yeah! Feeling of existence, dot dot small planet
Butsukatte tokemashita bouzen
Collided and it melted away, in total awe
Ooini utatte shi-ranger!
Go all out to sing, shi-ranger!
Motteike!
Take it away!
Saigo ni waracchau no wa atashi no hazu
I should be the one who'll be laughing in the end
Serafuku dakara desu ketsuron
Because I have the sailor suit <- This is my conclusion
n n n n n n n n
Getsuyoubi nanoni!
It's only Monday!
Kigen warui no dou suru yo?
Already in a bad mood? What to do?
Natsufuku ga ii nodesu kyawaii!
I really prefer the summer outfits <- kya! wah! good! (cute!) ♥
seifuku in san piece sorya matette chuucho da yan
Until we approach 3 pixels, no hesitations please *
Ganbatte harikitte
Do your best, be energetic
My darlin' darlin' please!
My darlin', darlin' please!
Then, this problem...
Shiraishi!
You just called on me!
I see... then, Izumi.
Izumi!
No, I'm not asleep, okay?
I haven't said anything yet.
A Question of Motivation
I forgot my English textbook.
Why don't you go borrow it from Kagami?
They had English class too today, right?
Man, it's because you're so careless!
Thanks!
You have to check the night before.
Tsukasa tends to forget a lot of things.
Come to think of it, Konata,
you hardly forget stuff like textbooks.
I'm pretty reliable about things like that.
I leave all the textbooks in the classroom in advance.
Yeah, that's right! You're not reliable at all.
But if you leave all the textbooks here,
you can't review what we learned in class at home.
I never study at home.
After all, you leave all the textbooks here
until the night before the exam...
But Kona-chan is good at doing the one-night study plan!
Oh!
Maybe that's why I always forget my homework.
In your case, it's not that you're forgetting the homework.
You just don't have the will to do it.
So can I see this afternoon's Japanese class homework?
Already?
I always wonder one thing.
Since you two are in the same class,
why don't you have Miyuki show you her homework?
How do you put it...
Miyuki-san is just such a good person that it's hard to ask her.
Maybe you don't understand this feeling.
I kinda get it, but that isn't a satisfactory answer.
Izumi!
What, is she late?
Stop! I'm not late!
I was a bit tardy as a result of helping someone out.
I usually spend my time with this person,
but I just couldn't bring myself to say goodbye today.
I see.
He said, "I'm fine, so let's disband,"
but when the other five members got what they wanted,
and that one person is the only one who couldn't get it,
it just leaves such a bad taste in your mouth!
Since we were in a party for so long,
we said "At times like this, we need to help each other out,"
and cheered each other up.
Oh, having good comrades really is a good thing.
I see...
And so you spent all night playing a net game again last night?
On and on, after I logged out?
Izumi!
What, is she late?
Stop! I'm not late!
In front of the shopping strip, a girl bumped into me,
and that girl suddenly grabbed my hand and started to run.
And, upon listening to what she had to say,
apparently she stole a piece of taiyaki and was on the run.
I thought, "Why do I have to run away with her
and get involved in all of this," but since I couldn't help it,
we entered a café to escape from the taiyaki shop owner...
Uguu, there are so many places in this story to nitpick!
But it's a bad thing to point out all the flaws,
both as a teacher and as a human being...
I caught a summer cold...
Hey, Izumi, what's wrong?
Oh, Ma'am, I'm sorry, I'd like sick leave today...
Come on, playing games too much again?
You really use the same trick over and over.
Oh, no, I want to take sick leave.
You're not going to say that you've caught a summer cold, right?
The rainy season is already over, and we've got good weather now.
You shouldn't be saying you're sluggish all this time,
so hurry up and get here!
And so, yesterday, I really felt like
I was being treated like the boy who cried wolf.
You reap what you sow.
Kona-chan, are you all right already?
I think my fever's gone down, but my throat still hurts.
Oh, that means that you breathe through your mouth, Kona-chan.
Huh?
Well, of course she'd breathe through her mouth too,
but isn't it usually through your nose?
Oh, but the percentage in which
Kona-chan breathes through her mouth is higher.
I mean, you know, when the cold virus enters your throat,
you get a throat cold.
And when it goes in through your nose, you get a sinus cold, right?
Then, those that get a throat cold, you know,
have a higher rate of getting the virus in from their throat...
You know, at times like this, how about we let Miyuki-san handle it?
- Yeah...
- Huh? - Yeah...
- Huh?
So hot...
I don't feel like doing anything.
Hey, Kagami? About that birthday party today,
how about we do it at my place after all?
I'm so hot I can't move one more step.
That's a shame... I'm baking cookies at my house right now.
- I'm coming.
- Yeah, hurry over! - I'm coming.
- Yeah, hurry over!
Welcome.
Happy birthday, Tsukasa and one other person!
Don't abbreviate me!
Happy birthday, Kagami-san, Tsukasa-san.
Oh, thank you!
Thanks!
And this is something really simple,
but I thought it would make a nice gift...
What is it?
Please open it.
Matching earrings!
I thought about all sorts of things,
but couldn't come up with one.
Then shall I give you two something as well?
What's this thing?
Open it.
What is this?
A brigade leader's armband.
Try it on.
Why do I have to put on something like this?
I thought you'd look perfect in it, Kagami.
I think it suits you better than me.
Then, what about this?
To Heart?!
It was expensive! Treat it well when you wear it.
Don't try to make us both cosplay!
It's not that different from the uniforms we wear.
Oh, that's a problem if it's too big.
Right. Another problem is when it's too smelly.
You know, it's someone else's birthday,
so why don't you hold back a bit?
The cookies Tsukasa bakes really are good!
Oh, I helped out today.
She was teaching me.
What's wrong?
It's strange, but upon hearing that,
I feel like there are tasty ones and not-so-tasty ones mixed together.
What was that?!
Maybe this is one of yours, Kagami?
While you're at it, have some cake too.
And so, Kagamin works diligently only on her birthday.
Shut up.
By the way, don't you end up arguing over to how to cut the cake?
Why?
Well, like when you cut it into many pieces,
what to do with the strawberries on top,
or who gets to eat the chocolate signplate.
Sis, you like those signplates, right?
Oh no, I went out of line.
Somehow, it's not moe when it's Kagami.
What was that?!
I'll have some now!
I'll have some!
What is it?
My strawberry is so small...
What is it? Is there some cake on my face?
I just found another charming point about Kagamin, that's all.
Stop it! You're really sounding like him!
It's almost summer vacation already.
You're right.
The beach, the pool, summer festivals...
Are there any must-do's out there?
Brakes.
Speaking of summer, there is the twice-a-year festival!
The war-zone in Ariake!
No matter what you say, it's gotta be Comiket!
No, no, no, no, that's only for you!
What kind of kit?
Comiket?
Well, for certain people there are all sorts of events,
like going home for the holidays.
Good morning.
Miyuki, do you have a staple thing to do during the summer?
Let's see.
For now, we're planning to go overseas again this summer.
Again?! Did you say again?! Damn you bourgeois...
Is that yogurt?
Bourgeois?
You said that you started working in a cosplay café,
but don't those places only hire people with good figures and all?
Well, I've been lamenting my lack of breasts for all this time too,
but you know, in a certain game, they were saying,
Flat
"A flat chest is a status symbol! It's rare!"
and stuff like that.
Small Breasts as a Status Symbol
Rare and Valuable
And when you think about it,
there are needs of that sort as well, right?
So I'm a valuable person!
I want to know how you can be that confident thanks to a game.
Then, maybe I'm fine too?
Geez... it's almost finals.
Are you all right, playing games so much?
If you could channel that passion, if only a little, into studying,
I'm sure your grades would improve quite a bit.
If she's that easily swayed,
if some game that lauded studies came out,
something incredible might happen.
There are those moe quiz drills out already...
What's wrong?
There are so many teenage crimes lately...
When things like that happen, they ask all the neighbors,
and they always say something like,
"He was usually such a quiet boy,
he never seemed to be the type that would do that."
Well, that shows all the more
that superficial personalities really aren't of any use.
If you were to commit a crime...
"I always thought that she would do something like this someday,"
would be exactly what I would say.
Hot...
It's so hot, I don't feel like doing anything at all.
I completely understand how you feel...
But you always have one excuse or another
to not feel like doing anything all year long.
Lucky Star!
Hiiragi family
Hello, Kagami.
S'up? How's your exam studies going?
I was just cleaning up my room right now.
You know, when you're pressed for time,
don't you just get the urge to clean up and stuff?
I understand how you feel, but do your best.
All right!
I'll do at least a little today.
I'll take a 30-minute break. My concentration doesn't last.
Darn, it's already time.
30 more minutes... 30 more minutes...
It's almost time for Haruhi to start.
Turn it on...
Is Nagato's long scene the production staff cutting corners?
That Ya_____oto really isn't much lately...
Oh, they're flaming away already.
It's already 2 AM...
I can't really get to it today.
I'll sleep a bit, and study some early in the morning.
If I'm going to get up at 5:00,
I can sleep for three hours right now.
In the end, I wasted all my time last night with manga and anime.
That's just like you, Kona-chan.
You know, Konata, you have strange tastes in manga and games.
You only read boys' magazines, and your games are mainly dating sims.
Dad's always read manga and played a lot of games,
so I think that's what influenced me.
Ever since I was little, I've been there watching him read or play.
I can understand the boys' magazines,
but what kind of father plays dating sims with cute girls
in front of his daughter?!
With both a father and a daughter like that,
doesn't your mom feel bad about it?
Oh, we don't have a mom in the house.
She died when I was really young.
I see...
Since I always do the household chores,
I can do much more than you can, Kagami.
Don't go stating something unnecessary
in the middle of a conversation on a hard topic!
You're good at most cooking, right, Tsukasa?
I'm not sure if I'm good at it, but I love to cook.
What about Miyuki-san?
She seems rich, so she might be bad at doing household chores.
Oh, cooking?
Actually, I only help out every so often,
so I'm not too good at household chores.
It's a bit embarrassing to say.
See, just as I thought.
Oh, but Miyuki is too good in all other aspects,
which makes her sense of quality different.
So her "not so good" shouldn't be taken literally.
I see.
Oh, that's not true...
Then what about our teacher?
She says she lives alone, but she really has a slacker image.
In this day and age, you can get by even if you can't cook at all!
There are convenience stores and all.
Just kidding!
I properly do my housework! I can handle as much as anyone else.
Please don't make jokes that we can't tell are jokes!
Oh, Tsukasa still has my dictionary.
Tsukasa, sorry, but can I have my dictionary back?
I thought about cleaning my room a little to change my mood...
You too?
S'up? What's wrong?
All of us at work
are supposed to think of new menu items for the summer.
Oh, they have those?
Or rather, have you given up on studying for the exams?
How about having something really spicy because it's hot out,
and going for ultra-spicy ramen?
How about something that's more fitting for a café?
Then, an ultra-spicy parfait!
Can you stop with that knee-jerk reflex way of thinking already?
I can't stand up...
Why doesn't our school have any swimming classes?
We have a pool, after all.
It's good for me that we don't.
Why?
Actually, I cannot open my eyes underwater,
so I can't swim that far...
It's so embarrassing to say...
Your weaknesses, each and every time, are so unfair!
Oh, the summer Comp-Fest is finally going to begin!
That's right...
You know, I started my job just for this.
A festival... Everything about it brings up memories!
What's with that old routine?
Well, when customers join in and get all energetic and stuff,
you get the feeling that you're making the festival rowdier together, right?
If you could turn even a little of that passion
towards what goes on at school...
I can't get to sleep,
so I think I'll read a book until I get sleepy.
And I just happen to have bought a new book too.
Not only did I not get sleepy, it's already morning.
And now I'm tired and ready to go to sleep...
Silent Mode
Stare...
I know to turn the power off near the priority seats
because it has something to do with pacemakers and stuff, but...
Yeah.
Why is talking on the phone basically not allowed in trains?
Isn't it because when you talk,
it's a nuisance to everyone around you?
But, you know, aren't there people out there that are talk too loud,
even if they're not on the phone?
Regardless of age or gender.
Well, yeah, that's true, but...
Are you going to do some priestess thing like New Year's?
No, we don't do that kind of stuff in the summer.
Come to think of it, it's already that time of the year.
What? Aren't you on a diet right now?
Well, maybe it was because of fatigue from all the exam studies,
but when I got on the scale yesterday I had lost a little bit.
So I'm like, it's all right, you know?
So quick... Or rather, so weak-willed!
Morning!
Morning, Kona-chan!
Huh? What's wrong, Kagami?
Konata!
It's my weight again!
I gained it all back in, like, the blink of an eye!
It's because you put yourself off guard and ate too many snacks.
Wait, is that a senryu poem?
It's my weight again!
I gained it all back in, like,
the blink of an eye!
There isn't much difference in appearance
when you gain or lose a kilogram or two...
Why does she look so ecstatic or depressed
with a matter of a few kilograms?
This is why girls are so...
You were supposed to be a girl too.
Lucky Star!
Lucky Channel!
Morning Luckies!
This week, Lucky Channel has started up again!
Have all of you been doing well?
This is Akira Kogami, always at 120o% energy!
- This week...
- Nyoron! Just kidding. - This week...
- Nyoron! Just kidding.
I'm Minoru Shiraishi, the assistant...
Hey, you.
- Yes? What is it?
- Don't talk over me! - Yes? What is it?
- Don't talk over me!
Oh... I'm so sorry!
This isn't a kid's errand,
so learn to do your job already.
Or do you want to quit this job that much?
Oh, no! I'm so sorry, I'll do my best, my very best!
Now, this time... Ta-dah!
There is big news for all of you!
The big request for Akira's Fashion Project
in the November issue of Comptiq...
We got this many letters from all of you already!
I believe that project also involved someone besides Akira-sama.
Thank you for all of your entries!
I am mammoth happy!
- I don't get those 80's references.
- Now, from all these entries, - I don't get those 80's references.
- Now, from all these entries,
I'd like to introduce the ideas that were chosen after a strict ruling!
Here goes...
Let's see, the Akira Fashion Project from "Cherry"
in Satte City, Saitama...
Well..."Kagami looks good in twin pigtails,
"so how about you try twin pigtails as well, Akira?"
- Twin pigtails, huh...
- Yeah... How wonderful! - Twin pigtails, huh...
- Yeah... How wonderful!
That's right. Long hair is the life of a girl.
And splitting it in two is, like,
giving it a very elegant look to it, you know?
Doing it or not, Akira-sama,
the length of your hair makes it impossible...
- But it's not like making your hair longer automatically makes it better.
- Akira-sama, you can almost see... - But it's not like making your hair longer automatically makes it better.
- Akira-sama, you can almost see...
- It gets heavy, you know.
- It's almost showing, so, please, lower... - It gets heavy, you know.
- It's almost showing, so, please, lower... - It gets harder to shampoo too.
Honestly, right now, it's not the in thing.
- They say "guys like girls with long hair" so easily,
- It's about the people who're inside it. The people who are inside it... - They say "guys like girls with long hair" so easily,
- It's about the people who're inside it. The people who are inside it... - but do they know exactly how much
- It's about the people who're inside it. The people who are inside it... - time, money, and effort go into its upkeep?
- It's not about you, Akira-sama! - time, money, and effort go into its upkeep?
- It's not about you, Akira-sama! - Furthermore, despite the effort, nobody notices the difference...
- Are you listening to me? Please, come on... - Furthermore, despite the effort, nobody notices the difference...
It's already time to say goodbye!
Then, what would I be like in twin pigtails?
The rest will be on my homepage, or talked out on the radio!
I hope you guys listen up!
- I'll wait for ordinary mail too! Bye-bee!
- Then, please look forward to the next episode. - I'll wait for ordinary mail too! Bye-bee!
- Then, please look forward to the next episode.
What was that attitude earlier?
What do you mean by attitude?
You kept snapping at me! What was that?!
Did you get irritated because I corrected you in the beginning?!
No, I was just wondering if people nowadays
would catch the Nori-P reference...
I'm so sorry. Let's have a new, fresh feeling to this!
- You know...
- Yes? - You know...
- Yes? - I hear they're holding an audition for the role of Minoru Shiraishi.
Are you serious? This is the first I've heard of it!
Looks like you can apply.
- I'm going to apply?!
- Good for you! - I'm going to apply?!
- Good for you! - But I'm the actual person!
The actual what?
Kona-chan, you're amazing! You can sing anything!
Though it's limited to anime songs.
You use various types of voices, and sing very well.
It's the fundamental law of singing anime songs
to perfectly mimic the original singer.
I see...
All right, I guess I'll sing!
What are you going to sing, Sis?
The title came up a while ago, but it was a song that I didn't know.
Miyuki, you don't know this song?
- I don't.
- Practice what you preach, Kagami. - I don't.
- Practice what you preach, Kagami.
Oh, I've heard this song before!
You were watching the drama series with me until recently.
Oh, really?
I prefer the movie version after all.
Are you an old guy or something?
Goodbye is not a word of farewell
Hey, she's good.
Amongst my sisters, she's the best singer.
But a distant promise for the day we meet again Amongst my sisters, she's the best singer.
But a distant promise for the day we meet again
Even if regret is left in the place where the dream used to be
It only leaves the heart in the cold
Just like this, for however many hours
I would like to hold you
Next Episode Preview
Now, what's with the next episode of Lucky Star?
Miyuki here.
They say that Golden Week was an industry term named so
because during this time period,
the number of moviegoers increases dramatically.
Next episode: The Famous Shooter!
The Famous Shooter
Look forward to it!